Dosstoffab Rathapfatban is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent warg.

Dosstoffab Rathapfatban created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosstoffab Rathapfatban, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dosstoffab Rathapfatban, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dosstoffab Rathapfatban's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dosstoffab Rathapfatban's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dosstoffab Rathapfatban's priests.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never play with disobedient children.