Vednegdut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awesome hare.

Vednegdut created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vednegdut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vednegdut, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vednegdut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vednegdut's Holy Commandments

1. Vednegdut loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing pink jumpers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your legs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.