Wabtagkonvon is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil
crow.
Wabtagkonvon created a strange quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wabtagkonvon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Wabtagkonvon, it will curse you with boils.
Wabtagkonvon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Wabtagkonvon's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Always help dogs in need.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.