Wabtagkonvon is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil crow.

Wabtagkonvon created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabtagkonvon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wabtagkonvon, it will curse you with boils.

Wabtagkonvon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wabtagkonvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.