Nignatbabfigsat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying faun.

Nignatbabfigsat created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nignatbabfigsat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nignatbabfigsat, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nignatbabfigsat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nignatbabfigsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Run away from black sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.