Litjarngenhon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, conceited owl.

Litjarngenhon created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Litjarngenhon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litjarngenhon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Litjarngenhon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Litjarngenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear white shoes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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