Stigcebsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a large, narcissistic snake.

Stigcebsaf created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigcebsaf, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stigcebsaf, she will be mildly annoyed.

Stigcebsaf's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Stigcebsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown mites, for they are unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help tapirs.