Jopnadfit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain seal.

Jopnadfit created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopnadfit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jopnadfit, she will turn you into a frog.

Jopnadfit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jopnadfit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the west.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jopnadfit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not run in public.