Spagdossrull is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, omniscient centipede.

Spagdossrull created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagdossrull, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Spagdossrull, she will not care.

Spagdossrull's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Spagdossrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Run away if six mites approach from the east.

5. Never sing in holy places.