Logflapmip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unselfish grasshopper.

Logflapmip created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logflapmip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Logflapmip, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Logflapmip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Logflapmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must pray to Logflapmip eight times a day.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.