Yakomincum is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud
eagle.
Yakomincum created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yakomincum, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Yakomincum, it will turn you into a goat.
Yakomincum's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Yakomincum's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never hurt gulls.
3. Never eat rice.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.