Narlipbed is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, thoughtless
jellyfish.
Narlipbed created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narlipbed, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Narlipbed, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Narlipbed's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Narlipbed's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Voles are not to be trusted.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.