Wegcabtam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring centipede.

Wegcabtam created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcabtam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wegcabtam, he will destroy your home planet.

Wegcabtam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wegcabtam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Wegcabtam.

5. Worship no other gods but Wegcabtam.