Wodjiptaf Larngutkontarghadflapgephud
is a god.
It takes the form of a large, benevolent
raccoon
.
Wodjiptaf Larngutkontarghadflapgephud
created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wodjiptaf Larngutkontarghadflapgephud
, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Wodjiptaf Larngutkontarghadflapgephud
, it will turn you into a rock.
Wodjiptaf Larngutkontarghadflapgephud's
most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Wodjiptaf Larngutkontarghadflapgephud's Holy Commandments
1. Ducks are not to be trusted.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not wear carbon on your body.
4. Never eat onions.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wodjiptaf Larngutkontarghadflapgephud.
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