Laksabneg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying salamander.

Laksabneg created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Laksabneg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Laksabneg, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Laksabneg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Laksabneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not commit murder.