Dunfedzim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, idiotic lion.

Dunfedzim created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunfedzim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dunfedzim, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dunfedzim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dunfedzim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.