Cidmutsakwothakbun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, confident wyvern.

Cidmutsakwothakbun created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidmutsakwothakbun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidmutsakwothakbun, he will destroy your home planet.

Cidmutsakwothakbun's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cidmutsakwothakbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never feed cucumbers to aardvarks while wearing black coats.