Damceptof is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, cheerful whale.

Damceptof created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damceptof, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Damceptof, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Damceptof's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Damceptof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.