Jiphatmin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tiresome turtle.

Jiphatmin created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Jiphatmin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jiphatmin, he will cry a lot.

Jiphatmin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Jiphatmin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never skip near eagles.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never paint your neck purple.