Jinligwee is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing gerbil.

Jinligwee created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinligwee, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jinligwee, it will think nothing of it.

Jinligwee's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jinligwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. You must love Jinligwee.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never bounce in holy places.