Gepdavbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, moody hippopotamus.

Gepdavbaf created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gepdavbaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepdavbaf, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gepdavbaf's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gepdavbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gepdavbaf.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.