Riplenbat Flisjinrill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic dingo.

Riplenbat Flisjinrill created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riplenbat Flisjinrill, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Riplenbat Flisjinrill, he will send minions to preach to you.

Riplenbat Flisjinrill's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Riplenbat Flisjinrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide from black ducks for they are unholy.