Sughudwit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful coyote.

Sughudwit created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Sughudwit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sughudwit, it will destroy your home planet.

Sughudwit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sughudwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never run in holy places.