Negbesthit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful swan.

Negbesthit created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Negbesthit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Negbesthit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Negbesthit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Negbesthit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about black holes.