Cimbiddit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, effective mole.

Cimbiddit created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimbiddit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cimbiddit, it will turn you into a goat.

Cimbiddit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cimbiddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Cimbiddit on top of important buildings.

5. Never wear mauve boots.