Camquartbun is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, effective
hare.
Camquartbun created an atom eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Camquartbun, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Camquartbun, he will send minions to preach to you.
Camquartbun's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Camquartbun's Holy Commandments1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.
2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
3. Never mention ants.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Camquartbun.
5. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the west.