Rawvagyog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, wise yak.

Rawvagyog created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawvagyog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rawvagyog, it will torture you forever.

Rawvagyog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rawvagyog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Worship no other gods but Rawvagyog.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.