Hunstancud is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, deceitful crab.

Hunstancud created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunstancud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hunstancud, she will turn you into a plant.

Hunstancud's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hunstancud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.