Zantenstan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonourable butterfly.

Zantenstan created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zantenstan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zantenstan, she will turn you into a worm.

Zantenstan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zantenstan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Always help goats.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.