Targ is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, slow spider.

Targ created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Targ, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Targ, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Targ's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Targ's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue skirts.

2. Run away from white aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not take Targ's name in vain.