Gomjambag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic hydra.

Gomjambag created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomjambag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomjambag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gomjambag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gomjambag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Gomjambag loves porpoises, so they must be respected.