Bassawjop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered chinchilla.

Bassawjop created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bassawjop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bassawjop, it will ignore you.

Bassawjop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bassawjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bassawjop.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about fire.