Bogdissgum is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless finch.

Bogdissgum created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdissgum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogdissgum, she will turn you into a tree.

Bogdissgum's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bogdissgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Pray towards the west.