Bogkemrullbass is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous meerkat.

Bogkemrullbass created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Bogkemrullbass, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogkemrullbass, he will turn you into a rock.

Bogkemrullbass' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bogkemrullbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. You must pray to Bogkemrullbass seven times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.