Kinminfed Gepvanvad Legtunquart is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable hare.

Kinminfed Gepvanvad Legtunquart created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinminfed Gepvanvad Legtunquart, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kinminfed Gepvanvad Legtunquart, he will make you grow a tail.

Kinminfed Gepvanvad Legtunquart's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kinminfed Gepvanvad Legtunquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Do not take Kinminfed Gepvanvad Legtunquart's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.