Jigwegkop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering zebra.

Jigwegkop created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigwegkop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jigwegkop, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Jigwegkop's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jigwegkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.