Bithinyat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful mole.

Bithinyat created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bithinyat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bithinyat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bithinyat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bithinyat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Hide if eight great tits approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.