Natditlat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful dryad.

Natditlat created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Natditlat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Natditlat, it will cry a lot.

Natditlat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Natditlat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight dogs approach from the east.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never feed cherries to horses while wearing fawn ear rings.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always take life seriously.