Jigpadtal is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty sheep.

Jigpadtal created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jigpadtal, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jigpadtal, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jigpadtal's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jigpadtal's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never skip in the presence of seals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must love Jigpadtal.