Konbanbin Zakcudvid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous alligator.

Konbanbin Zakcudvid created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konbanbin Zakcudvid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Konbanbin Zakcudvid, it will send minions to preach to you.

Konbanbin Zakcudvid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Konbanbin Zakcudvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.