Nadzakced is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, clever seal.

Nadzakced created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadzakced, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nadzakced, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nadzakced's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nadzakced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.