Gamhat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, calm narwhal.

Gamhat created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamhat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gamhat, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gamhat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gamhat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Put Gamhat first in all things.

5. Gamhat loves snakes, so they must be honoured.