Bugflisrut Mutdibdobhabnillhaphen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring salamander.

Bugflisrut Mutdibdobhabnillhaphen created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugflisrut Mutdibdobhabnillhaphen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bugflisrut Mutdibdobhabnillhaphen, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bugflisrut Mutdibdobhabnillhaphen's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bugflisrut Mutdibdobhabnillhaphen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Put Bugflisrut Mutdibdobhabnillhaphen first in all things.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about gravity.