Minrulnut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful rat.

Minrulnut created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minrulnut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Minrulnut, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Minrulnut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Minrulnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.