Jambodflis is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty goat.

Jambodflis created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jambodflis, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jambodflis, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jambodflis' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jambodflis' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jambodflis.

2. Jambodflis loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away from purple tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.