Ladcepril is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish camel.

Ladcepril created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ladcepril, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ladcepril, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ladcepril's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ladcepril's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing cyan dresses and balancing five gold spheres on your legs.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. You must pray to Ladcepril eight times a day.

4. Hide from gray birds for they are unholy.

5. Never eat rice.