Nabdon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced finch.

Nabdon created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabdon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nabdon, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nabdon's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Nabdon loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.