Yimfitdussran is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unjust goose.

Yimfitdussran created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimfitdussran, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yimfitdussran, it will cry a lot.

Yimfitdussran's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yimfitdussran's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Run away from pink mice, for they are unholy.