Bentifbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental bear.

Bentifbonk created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bentifbonk, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bentifbonk, she will destroy your home planet.

Bentifbonk's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bentifbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bentifbonk on top of all buildings.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.