Dobbestgof is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, clever
walrus.
Dobbestgof created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobbestgof, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Dobbestgof, it will destroy your home planet.
Dobbestgof's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Dobbestgof's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in black rooms.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.
3. Never run near capybaras.
4. You must never eat turnips.
5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.