Nellgiltik is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, all-powerful frog.

Nellgiltik created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellgiltik, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nellgiltik, he will not invite you to parties.

Nellgiltik's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nellgiltik's Holy Commandments

1. Nellgiltik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nellgiltik on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never run in holy places.